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Wednesday, February 4, 2026
Midlife Men
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I do believe that the men that I am chatting with on the dating app are having midlife crises. One of them messages me about how he doesn...
Sunday, January 25, 2026
The Solution
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So, it has been about two years since I made the decision to try to date before I get too old to even care, and I have just this to say: I h...
Saturday, January 24, 2026
Doesn't Pass the Sniff Test (Another Risky Business Story)
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"Has anyone ever told you that you smell?" Risky Business asked me during our last conversation. "Uh..." I didn't k...
Friday, January 23, 2026
A Whole Person
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Recently, I have been making an effort to stay in touch with my 91-year-old grand cousin. He was my grandmother's favorite cousin, Larry...
Seeking Charles Christmas 2: It Doesn't Go Down In the DMs
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Let me just start off by saying that only I can turn what should have been an innocent request for pics into what could possibly lead a man ...
Sunday, January 18, 2026
Feet
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I was talking to a man from the fatty app not too long ago, and he asked me, "Do you have pretty toes?" "Yep," I lied, l...
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Seeking Charles Christmas
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When I was in the eighth grade, I had a major crush on my good friend Patty's boyfriend. I know, scandalous. His name was Charles Christ...
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