Chloé - Fall Winter 2011/2012 Full Fashion Show (Exclusive)

I don't know what I liked more, the music or the clothes! I was watching the show justa jammin'!

Tech Impaired

I have no idea how I make it day to day using my computer. When it comes to technology, I really can't do much outside of blogging and checking my bank account balance. Yesterday, Jamaica called me and demanded that I change my Facebook password because she knows it and is using it to stalk her ex. "I can't, it won't let me." "Yes you can. I just changed mine like yesterday." "I don't want to get all those updates." "Why are you acting so old?! It takes like a minute, and you have all these excuses. It's like talking to my mom!" Sigh. I wish she were lying. In need of some dough, I decided to sell something on eBay. What. A. Nightmare. I have literally no idea what is going on. After the hell that was going back and forth between trying to post my ad and starting a PayPal account, I gave up, and posted my sell ad on easy, dependable Craigslist. All I wanted was a little extra spending money to get some new Spring clothes. I'm telling you, this morning, fiddling with my bank and eBay and PayPal, I almost lost my mind.

M.I.A. - XXXO

I dare you not to like this song:)

Sex Sound Phobia

Am I the only person that does not like the sound of people having sex? It makes me really uncomfortable, and when I tell people this, they look at me all confused.
Tonight, Connie has invited her little beau over. He's an OK guy I guess, but the two of them together create the most HIDEOUS, NEVER ENDING sex noises you would ever not want to hear! I am being spared this evening because Connie allowed me to use her earphones. I'm listening to my Marvin Gaye Youtube playlist, happy as a lark that I don't have to hear the hoopin' and hollerin'.
Cinnamon said that the noises don't bother her. She suggested that they bother me because I don't have sex. Funny, I just assumed it was because it's gross, not to mention none of my business. It's just as gross as when you accidently hear someone shit or something. Yucky-poo right?

Dulce Candy: Adorable Outfit.

Saturday

Today has been completely unproductive, which sucks, because I had big plans for my day today.
But, instead of erasing one thing off of my to-do list, I crawled around my room, pretending to clean. I talked to a couple of friends, then ended up going to sleep on Grown Ups. Talk about a mildly funny movie.
Any who, I woke up and the whole day was pretty much gone. Thumbs up for lazy days.

L Word Elevator Scene Part 3

I have Netflix now, so, as you probably assumed, The L Word has taken over my life! It is so addictive, even more addictive than The Hills! I know, you probably don't believe it is possible, but I am here to say, it is in fact. I love this show so much that I have decided to share this clip with you from my favorite episode "Liquid Heat." Enjoy!

Brandy - Best Friend (1995)

Lauren and I recently had a debate over who was better, Monica or Brandy. I am on Team Monica, and she was on Team Brandy, which I though was silly. I mean, come on! Monica is the better singer. But ever since the debate, I have not been able to get some of my favorite Brandy songs out of my head. I also forgot how much I used to love her hair.

Coming to Terms

There is a lot going on inside of me that I would like to talk to my friends about but I feel like they judge me already and are already seconds away from no longer being my friend. Plus, I don't want to say anything that could have me on the receiving end of another hurtful intervention.

And, if by chance, you have not had an intervention yet, you will, and it will be the most painful thing you will ever sit through- everyone you love telling you you suck. Niiccee.

Guess I better get my prayer on.

Tonight I got to meet Victoria Rowell and almost completely flipped out! My grandmother was a HUGE fan of hers, and I watched her on The Young and The Restless so often that talking to her, I felt like I knew her. When I was little, I was so familiar with the story line that I would discuss it with my teachers! Today, if I turned on the show, I wouldn't know what was going on. But I was so happy to have gotten to meet her. She is super nice, and, you can't tell in this pic, but she was also super stylish. Goodtimes.

Boo-hoo

Today someone brought to my attention that I have gained weight since the last time I saw them, and I have to say guys, it took me to a dark place. I was amongst the whose who of Atlanta, which is the ONLY reason that I didn't start crying. However, I had a few close calls on my way to the bus stop.
Either I am nearing the old menstruals, or society is breaking me down. People have always had something to say about my size. And over the years, I have grown accustomed to it and had grown a thick skin. But of late, I have become increasing aware of the staring and, in some cases, the diversion of eyes, and it is starting to get under my skin. Tonight's comment marked the first time in a long time that I can honestly say my feelings were hurt. Boo-hoo right? I am annoyed by my own weakness in this situation.

Annoyance

I have been pretty annoyed lately and I can't tell if I'm about to get my period or if I really have had it with some things...or some people.

Goapele - Milk and Honey

This song makes me happy. Happy Tuesday readers!

Homeless Beau

I met a guy, is name is Samuel.
He approached me when I was getting off the Greyhound bus.
I thought that he wanted to tell me about his religion. I think he is a Black Jew for Jesus. But when he called me, he was totally on some cakin' type stuff.
I like him, even though he is shorter than me.
He has a beard like Rick Ross, a four year old daughter and, also, I think he's homeless.
He said he wants to feel on my booty, lol, fat chance! I don't have a booty.
I'm supposed to be meeting up with him to make-out in the park.
He is nice to me when we speak. And I'm kind of sweet on him, even though he may be a bumb.

J.Lo Dreams

I did dream boards yesterday with the girls I volunteer with, and one of the girls showed me hers, which had a HUGE cut out of J.Lo in the middle. I smiled, thinking it was adorable and a little silly. But I guess dreaming to be like J. Lo at 14 is no sillier than being 26, fat, and wishing to have legs like Amerie.