The Strawberry Letter

So, Cinnamon told me casually as we were moving that once, Connie put strawberries up her vag because she didn't want me to eat them. Naturally, I threw up in my mouth because that ish is gross! I am also pissed because, seeing that this probably happened during my totally broke days, I am sure I ate one. The only thing keeping me from hating her is knowing that it is clear that something is probably mentally wrong with her. Seriously. Her ratchedness has taught me one thing though: to always wash my fruit!