Inspector Stalker

I understand that it is completely unhealthy, but I monitor Mrs. Dread's Facebook page. And I say monitor so that I don't sound crazy, even though I know it is crazy. And now that I have discoverd with my Ghost Writer investigative skills that she has a Twitter page I am monitoring that as well. Why you may be asking? Well I have to tell you the truth because there is no lie that wouldn't sound crazy anyway. Originally, since I was not Facebook friends with Dreads, I could not not see what he was posting (which I noticed today, when monitoring, is no longer the case), but I did find that I could see what Mrs. Dreads was posting. And I wasn't so much interested in the posts as I was updates on him and what he may be up to. LOL, like maybe I would one day look at her page and it would say: "Today my husband has come down with a highly infectious flesh eating lip disease that could effect anyone he has kissed in the past year. OMG!" Well, my recent monitoring has lead me to believe that something is up in the Dreads household. The last time she posted words was June 9, and on June 28 she responded to a post. Her recent activity on FB has been friend requests, and her Twitter page is DEAD. Dreads himself changed his cover pic on June 22. Why have they gotten so quiet going into July? What is up? On Twitter, Mrs. Dreads says she is tired, as any woman with an army of kids would be...or maybe it's a rare form of highly contageous tropical mono that I could too have! Funny, Dread's asked me if I was crazy and I said no with confidence. Now I have to rethink it. I am so ashamed!