During my Planned Parenthood Breasts Exam, I asked the nurse if there is anything I can do for my saggy boobs.
She said, "Nope. You just have Pendulous Breasts."
"Oh."
I had no idea what she was talking about. Then on the train ride home it hit me: pendulous like pendulum, the hanging, long thing on an old clock?
Sigh. Instant depression.
