I follow Charles Christmas now on both Facebook and Instagram and have concluded that he is one cool cucumber. This nerd from middle school has grown into a fun, active man who works out a million times a day and goes to outdoor concerts. He seems to have a real thirst for life that I admire, and I want him to be my friend. I guess more accurately, my friend again. For some reason, I feel like I should ask him about this, but I am forever scarred from when I asked this guy Ayo from college, who I thought was cool for the same reasons, to be my pen pal and he said no. I felt so stupid. Of course he would say no! I could just imagine him making fun of me with his friends. There is a price to putting yourself out there ladies, even platonically. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
"Stop feeling like you gotta be everybody's friend!" Lisha yelled in my ear when I told her how I want to reach out to Charles Christmas about being buddies. She just doesn't want to see me embarrass myself but honestly, if I'm not embarrassing myself, what am I doing?
I brainstormed how I could reach out to him without looking thirsty and I concluded sending him a message similar to this one:
You have been chosen to be a friend of Holly Clay! Follow the link below to Google questionnaire to further consider your qualification for this position.
Once he got to the questionnaire, he'd have to answer the following questions:
- Do you like burritos?
- Do you like talking on the phone/ texting?
- What are your views on the color blue?
- Is Teyanna Taylor a girl?
- Where do you stand on canned meats?
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