You all would have thrown up if you saw how long it took me to squeeze into my new swimsuit.
Usually, if something doesn't fit, I just return it, like the Avenue sundress I just got that won't go down my hips. But this swimsuit is really cute, and I also got it at a discount. After surfing the web for a new suit, I found that it is cheaper to keep it.
I pulled this baby up my body inch by inch, squirming on my bed and crying a little. It is a size too small obviously. It pushes my crotch up to my neck and cuts across my butt like a thong. The best part is that it gives me back boobs. I already had them, mind you, but this swimsuit pushes them up to a perky C cup and truly, it makes it possible to not be able to tell if I am coming or going.
Obviously I can't take this suit off until the next time that I go to the pool. By then, my bikini area should have stopped bleeding.
Yay for new swimsuits!
