So, I had an amazing date with a guy that never called back so I guess I have to move on...even if I do call him still everyday.
There is a man that rides that bus with me that I thought was really cute and sweet. We had our first real convo yesterday and I have to say, I was disappointed.
For one, he was hella grabby, trying to touch my hips and thighs.
Then, when we got on the bus, he showed me how he likes those little movie clips with sayings that people post on Instagram. The first couple were funny, and then the next few he showed me were hella sexually explicit and uncomfortable.
Disappointed, I ended our convo for a sec to collect myself. Taking a deep breath, I turned back to him to try it again and got an eyeful of a vagina that he was looking at on Instagram! It got uncomfortable very quickly. He tried to swipe the pic away, but you know smart phones. It wasn't moving for some reason. Then he began to fumble it in his hands. All I could do was give him the Charlie Brown "I got a rock" look. It was so sad.
I mean, I had nicknamed him Pooh because he is chubby and warm and all snuggly looking. He rubbed me as a cold pizza and Cosby Show type of guy. Not Instagram jay-jay dude. But I'm sure if you checked my internet history, you wouldn't think I looked like a bondage porn type of girl.
What are you gonna do?
