My inability to find another job has me feeling hopeless, to say the least. All I want to do is hide under the bed and eat.
I can not fit under the bed, but I am eating like never before, shoving junk down my throat without really chewing it. I am assuming I have gained weight because I bought a new pair of pants and they barely made it past my thighs.
For the sake of my already alarming unhealthiness and ever-expanding waistline, I need a second job...QUICK!