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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Holly and the Threeway?

When I was in high school, I found myself in an awkward yet comfortable girlmance with my BFF Selena. It was shameless, I mean shameless. I am shocked that no one thought that we were dating, seeing that I was more than over excited to be around her all the time.
Yet, while I was in college, our lives began to go in different directions. She joined the military and recently had a baby. The adorable pics of her daughter that pop up on my Facebook news feed helped me realize that it had been ages since I had really talked to her. I decided that a movie date was in order and set one up. I have to say that we both seemed really excited about it, sending each other those cutsie "can't wait to see you" texts. I felt like I was going on a real date, even though her husband was tagging along.
Yes, her husband. Selena is married. And I have to say, I had never been excited about him. And not just because of the girlmance either, but because he was overprotective and annoying. But what the Hell, right? Catching up with Selena was the important thing.
Moments after I arrived at the theatre there was Selena, gorgeous as ever. She was a good 40lbs heavier than she was in high school with ENORMOUS boobs, both courtesy of the baby. And shockingly, her once awkward hubby was all confident and hot. I mean hot ya'll.
Anywho, the "date" went well. After the movie we lingered in the theatre talking, and the ride home was riddled with light-hearted convo about porn. It was really...romantic.
Right before I got out of the car there was this feeling. I liken it to the one that you get before they change scenes in a porno from talking on the couch to screwing in a rented mansion's master bedroom. I sat there a sec, looking at the two of them, seriously pondering whether or not I had enough game to get hubby to put the car in reverse so we could go rent a room somewhere. I didn't ask. Instead, I accepted a warm hug from hubby and a sweet kiss on the hand from Selena. I would be lying if I said I was not masterminding another "movie date." Hopefully, by the next one, my game will be up :)

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