So I am a geek. This we know. Like, every morning I wish a happy birthday to all of my Facebook friends that have a birthday, some of them I kind of really don't know. But I feel like birthday wishes are like compliments: you shouldn't give them if you don't mean them. Today I went on a girl's page to wish her a happy bday and the person before me had commented "hbd...". Um...that was the saddest slackass bday wish I'd ever seen! And as someone who usually has a basket full of birthday disappointments, I take bday slackassery seriously.