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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Ridin' Solo

This holiday my roommate moved out unexpectedly. I have only been in the apartment alone two days and I am already talking to myself.
With that being said, I think I should invest in a gun.
Both my brother and mother have said that I would probably shoot myself and admittedly, I know nothing about guns. But I felt safer with someone living with me. It's the holidays. What if someone breaks in and tries to stick me for my paper?
I apologize. Listening to Biggy as I write.
On a serious note, I am aware that this could lead to all types of horrible, but I function best when I feel safe. I am a girl after all, and I think I know this dude that could get help me get one legally for the low low. I shall keep you posted.