How To Unsuccessfully Get Over A Dude You Knew For Three Days In Three Days

A week ago today I was rocking to The Pharcyde with Dreads the Man, so excited that I had met such a hottie, and three days later, his wife called me to call my little romance quits. Below are just a few pointers on how to unsuccessfully get over a dude, Holly style.

• Dwell on anything that gives you a memory of him, (i.e. music, conversations)


• Don't wash anything with his scent on it, even if what you are not washing is starting to make you itch (blankets, sheets, etc.)


• Sleep with your phone on your face to make sure that you feel the vibration in the event that he calls and/or texts late at night.


• Pray that he just drops by, even though that is HIGHLY unlikely


• Cry


• Feel stupid


• Resort to some type of cyber stalking (monitoring Twitter updates)


• Think of ways to reach out to him that will clearly reverse your healing when he doesn't reply (Facebook messages, Twitter direct messages, clapping pigeons to deliver messages)

These are just pointers mind you. They many not be as counterproductive for you as they are for me.