I have a friend that teaches
middle school full-time then is a part-time fitness instructor at a gym. On
Instagram, you can find pictures of her instructing a class on how to run in
place and do back bends. She is only two years younger than me. Where is she
getting this energy from?! Running in place? Would you think less of me if I
told you that I get from point A to point B in my apartment by rolling on my
stomach?
Don’t even say it. I can hear you
thinking that I should improve my diet and exercise. And I see all of you on
social networking with your firm buns and tight Yoga pants, blending smoothies
and using words like “glutes” and “’toids.” I work from home and don’t have
time for this! Pardon me if I am 29 with little to no energy, but crying over
your check book and dodging calls from creditors takes a lot out of you. How
many calories do your burn running from Sally Mae?
I haven’t been the healthiest
person up until now, I will admit it. But I worry because they say you are as
old as you feel and I feel like
Cicely Tyson looks. I used to be so fun! Okay, I have always been a little
square, but I used to dance and laugh, what happened? More dues I had to pay
the age police I guess. Sigh.
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