The Delivery Prayer

Disconnect, the dude that didn't call me back, just texted me requesting sexts after being silent for over two weeks. If I rolled my eyes any harder I think my pupils would bleed. I will be 29 in less than a month. I don't really care what is in fashion in the dating world. I am WAY too old for this. God, deliver me from my loneliness in 2014 so that I no longer attract and entertain losers. May my confidence and high self esteem give off a foul odor that repels no-good men for miles. Give me the strength to be able to tolerate solitude if it means being spared foolishness. In your son's name I pray, Amen.