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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Annoying Things You May Not Know You're Doing In The Voting Line

  • Narrating your whole stay in the line via cellphone to whomever is on the other end. "This line is long man...I am almost there...No, it isn't too busy...Why are they moving so slow?"
  • Reading a book or some other type of periodical in the line that you are so into that someone has to nudge you to move up.
  • Complaining about the line length when there are people in line that have been there longer than you.
  • Not having your ID out.
  • Standing so close to the person in front of you that you are literally knee to butt.
  • Taking as long as possible in the voting booth, determined to maintain your nomination for voter of the year.
  • Showing up at the wrong location, then trying to bully the old lady volunteer into letting you vote.

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