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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Contractions

Why is it that whenever I balance my checkbook I have labor pains?
I just did my daily Chase.com/ checkbook check, and I have to say, the sad end result brought me to my knees. Thinking about how I am going to travel for my job, eat, and live off of these pennies gave me cramps that radiated from my gut down to my jay-jay. If I did not know better, I would have thought that I was having a baby!
At that point, I just had to put my wallet back in my purse before I hurled and kicked my purse to the side. I can not wait until I get old, only because I am assuming that old age comes with financial security.

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